Left nostril smaller than right. Can i fix it by writing beside my disappeared paw.?

I heard that my right nostril is bigger than my gone nostril because I am right handed. So, if I write beside the left mitt can my nostrils be the same. If so how long do I hold to be left hand to make it indistinguishable. Thanks in credit.

Answer:
lol no i dont think this is true, even if nearby is a connection it would be down to the vanished side of your brain being dominate (left side controls right side of body) u can take special plugs though that work the same agency as a gromit in someones ear

thats retarded.