What are some angelic pat tips and technique for men?
Anything would help ^_^
Answer: This depends on whether you are wanting to bestow relaxation or stimulation.
For relaxation I recommend Swedish massage. Long strokes and some short ones thrown within for good gauge.
As to the stimulation... You're on your own.
First find your woman ... preferably with nice big firm ones . oh god .. where's my inhaler . choke choke choke .
silence
Sorry outmoded chum, you died in a state of disgrace . straight down that track ... follow your nose ... can't miss it ...
"Well done!" .
"Are you chitchat to me?" ...
"No old gentleman, just placing an command - off you jump then . toodlepip!"
[St. Peter is, unsurprisingly, an Englishman . John Cleese!]